This certainly is not mutualism.

Why Specimen6427 co-exists with a Felis catus is a mystery. Most of the time, any attempt to make contact with this ‘companion’ Felis catus individual results in Specimen6427 getting mauled in quite remarkable ways.

Last I checked, Homo sapiens come with a mostly-functional nervous system. So the reason Specimen6427 can overlook all the blood shed and physical pain truly puzzles me.

There is magic in the kitchen.

Specimen6427 is capable of making quite a decent omelette (an egg dish). This is perhaps currently the only thing in its favour.

Specimen6427 is reacting well.

Will stick around it to see how far we can take this.